صحيفة النكت الخاصة باللغتين الفرنسية والإنجليزية

كتالوني ميسي 19
13:19 - 2009/12/30

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? e
B: Ok .
A: A white horse fell in the mud.



كتالوني ميسي 19
13:20 - 2009/12/30

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

كتالوني ميسي 19
13:20 - 2009/12/30

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher




كتالوني ميسي 19
12:34 - 2009/12/31

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date

كتالوني ميسي 19
12:34 - 2009/12/31

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so

كتالوني ميسي 19
12:34 - 2009/12/31

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no

كتالوني ميسي 19
12:35 - 2009/12/31

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one

كتالوني ميسي 19
12:35 - 2009/12/31

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet

كتالوني ميسي 19
12:36 - 2009/12/31

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap

كتالوني ميسي 19
12:36 - 2009/12/31

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"


كتالوني ميسي 19
12:36 - 2009/12/31

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."


كتالوني ميسي 19
12:37 - 2009/12/31

Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire

hamzakov
15:32 - 2009/12/31